Next Time, Just Say "No Comment"

Lisa Funk, girlfriend of Derby-winning jockey Calvin Borel, responding to accusations that the 40 year-old Borel "struggles with illiteracy":

That pissed me off. He can read enough to get by, and we have spent a lot of time in the last few years trying to find time to fit that in our schedule, to sit down with him and to help him with that.