George Bush vs. Major Winchester

What does it say that an excerpt from HBO's "Nine Innings from Ground Zero" makes me bawl like a baby? I don't know. But the clip reaffirms my faith in Bush as a person.

No so John Kerry. Sure the Senator speaks the Queen's English, as he did when asked if he enjoyed auto racing: "Who among us doesn't like NASCAR?" But he doesn't know where the Green Bay Packers play football. In fact, Kerry's accent, tone and peevishness sound just like Major Charles Emerson Winchester III, Hawkeye's obnoxious tent-mate on TV's M*A*S*H. This can't help come the debates. No one would choose four years of Major Winchester's whining. Most Americans wouldn't vote for Charles Emerson Winchester III--and they won't vote for John F. Kerry either. That's why I predicted, back in mid-February:

That's why President Bush will be re-elected. Because he speaks our language. And Americans love that kinda guy.