10. As always, he’s following his gut. . .On the new list, only 7 of 10 were fat jokes.
4. Constitution requires every candidate be able to see their feet.
Once again, reader Morgan came up with an example of what a Top Ten list would look like if Late Night wasn't mired in liberal bias:
The Top Ten Reasons President Obama is Tanking in the Polls.
10. Half-life of Kool Aid is two years
9. 50 of the 57 states slowly wising up
8. How many times can you kill bin Laden?
7. Jews & Janitors PAC opens K Street office
6. His teleprompter ran out of ideas 18 months ago
5. Even Portuguese water dogs think he’s a putz
4. Congressional Black Caucus starting to blame his white half
3. Takes too much time off traveling to Europe on that inter-continental railway
2. Swung so far to the left, he's on Pluto
1. Makes Jimmy Carter look good