EARTH—Former vice president Al Gore—who for the past three decades has unsuccessfully attempted to warn humanity of the coming destruction of our planet, only to be mocked and derided by the very people he has tried to save—launched his infant son into space Monday in the faint hope that his only child would reach the safety of another world.(via reader Kurt D.)caption: Young Gore sets out for his new home, where the sky is clear, the water is clean, and there are no Republicans.
"I tried to warn them, but the Elders of this planet would not listen," said Gore, who in 2000 was nearly banished to a featureless realm of nonexistence for promoting his unpopular message. "They called me foolish and laughed at my predictions. Yet even now, the Midwest is flooded, the ice caps are melting, and the cities are rocked with tremors, just as I foretold. Fools! Why didn't they heed me before it was too late?"
Thursday, July 31, 2008
Guffaw of the Day
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A Travesty, I tell you, to make such comparisons!!!
Jor-El was a much, much greater man than Al Gore could ever hope to be.
*And* he was an actual scientist who verified his theories with experimental data...
Whence from is The Goracle's experimental data? Hansenland is simply not a place known for its accuracy of technique or its devotion to Truth, Justice, *or* the American Way...
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