Monday, July 13, 2009

Climate Change Ate My Homework

First they said the Great Lakes would dry up. Now water levels have risen. What's next, shrinking sheep?

Global warming--is there anything it can't do? Especially when the theory's based on "climate model software [that] doesn't meet the best standards available."

My modest suggestion: call warming a miracle, forcing lefties to refute it. An improvement on the "global governance" Al Gore and the Greens favor.

(via Synthstuff, Watts Up With That?, Planet Gore)

4 comments:

Trialdog said...

I love it. Best line of the whole "debate" so far. "Call warming a miracle, forcing lefties to refute it."

Anonymous said...

You know Dennis Miller has a great "rant" about global warming, where he says, "I'm glad the world is getting warmier, I'm always a litte too chilled anyways".

Good place to start with warming as "a miracle"!

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OBloodyHell said...

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WTF does that mean?

How about plain ENERGY projects, period.

"More Nukes, Less Kooks".

How's that for an advocacy?