First they said the Great Lakes would dry up. Now water levels have risen. What's next, shrinking sheep?
Global warming--is there anything it can't do? Especially when the theory's based on "climate model software [that] doesn't meet the best standards available."
My modest suggestion: call warming a miracle, forcing lefties to refute it. An improvement on the "global governance" Al Gore and the Greens favor.
(via Synthstuff, Watts Up With That?, Planet Gore)