Friday, June 19, 2009

Widow of Murdered Fly Seeks White House Apology

Iowahawk does it again:

Grieving widow faces uphill
legal battle against President

WASHINGTON -- The widow of the housefly murdered by Barack Obama during a recent CNBC television interview announced this morning that she would be filing a wrongful death suit against the President in federal district court. The plaintiff brief -- citing pain, suffering and loss of income -- seeks a formal apology and compensatory damages, including an unspecified quantity of shit.

Take five minutes and go read it. Grab some kleenex on the way.

6 comments:

OBloodyHell said...

I was thinking, actually, along these same lines.

I was more considering along the lines of two examples, the "real Obama" coverage, and how the media would have covered it if it were Bush, instead.

bobn said...

Iowahawk is damn funny. The thing about the Obama appointee withdrawing because of dead hobos in his yard (as opposed to in the crawlspace) damn near killed me.

Now if we could only arrange to pay off Goldman Sachs with shit....

OBloodyHell said...

> Now if we could only arrange to pay off Goldman Sachs with shit....

Why not, we're already doing that to GM stockholders...

Anonymous said...

Somehow "banks" and Goldman Sachs and others dropped out of the free enterprise system when it came to soaking the taxpayers to pay for their over-sized salaries and bonuses. Fire all of them that participated in the rip-off of their customers and the US taxpayer!

suek said...

More on the Goldman Sachs bonus topic...

http://market-ticker.denninger.net/archives/1144-How-To-Rob-The-Treasury-For-Bonuses.html

OBloodyHell said...

> More on the Goldman Sachs bonus topic...

Hey, ain't government "regulation" fun? We need more regulation JUST LIKE THIS.