Saturday, October 04, 2008


Speaking at last week's West Coast Green convention, former VP Al Gore outlined his position on the now-passed bailout:
We need to stop bailing on the financial crisis and bail in green energy. Green revolution is the solution to the financial crisis.

I actually do think that the green revolution is the solution to the financial crisis, the national security crisis, the debt crisis and the climate crisis. They are all connected.
Next step: Gore blames hanging chads and rising seas on a one-armed man.

(via Planet Gore)

1 comment:

OBloodyHell said...

> Green revolution is the solution to the financial crisis

Uh, yeeaaaaahhhhhh...

Actually, the solution to the financial crisis is pixie traps.

All the money is getting taken away by these noxious little pixies that creep out in the banks at night and steal all the gold in the vaults!

So what we really need to do is invest in enhanced pixie traps!

I estimate with an investment of only 56//// No, *57* mill/// *BILLION* dollars, we can quickly resolve this damnable pixie problem to my complete and utter satisfaction, and make it an absolute CERTAINTY THAT PIXIES WILL NO LONGER CAUSE PROBLEMS WITH THE US FINANCIAL SYSTEM!!!

Yes, indeed -- it IS the key to financial solvency in the USA!!


I urge you!!

I Plead with you!!

Write your Congressional Representatives to vote for HS-102, "Congressional Resolution to Fully Fund Pixie Trap Development and Deployment", so that we may forever end US DEPENDENCY on utterly unreliable FOREIGN PIXIE TRAPS!.

This loss of finances due to pixie pilferage must be stopped, and stopped now, before yet another financial disaster occurs!


Vote NOW!