I want a vice president who . . .doesn't appoint Alaskan politicians to "study" global warming, because, hello! It has been studied.So has phrenology, alchemy and the labor theory of value, but further "study" and experience proved otherwise.
Miley Cyrus knows more about warming than Ebert. Still, the article explains Ebert's three-and-a-half stars rating for Fahrenheit 9/11: he never questioned the claims because, hello!, the actual facts have been studied. And if we ain't gonna study warming no more, Ebert surely will favor firing the biased bureaucrats and grant-hungry scientists who, hello!, turn taxes into warming studies.
(via Best of the Web)