Anyone for a chorus of Tom Paxton's I Am Changing My Name to Chrysler?:
I am changing my name to Chrysler,(via The Corner)
I am going down to Washington D.C.
I will tell some power broker,
"What you did for Iacocca
Would be perfectly acceptable to me."
I am changing my name to Chrysler,
I am leaving for that great receiving line.
When they hand a million grand out,
I'll be standing with my hand out,
Yes sir, I'll get mine.