Aristotle-to-Ricardo-to-Hayek turn the double play way better than Plato-to-Rousseau-to-Rawls
Residents stone, slash would-be suicide bomber to death
This just in:Holder Brings Charges in ICJ Against MobReuters -- The Hague: Eric Holder has filed a motion in the The InternationalCourt of Justice to bring the stoners up on charges of war crimes violationsfor failure to use the "minimum necessary force" to subdue the suicide bomber."People in other nations just have to learn that there is a process to thesethings, that they can't just arbitrarily take the law into their own hands," intoned Holder. "One blow to the head would have been adequate to stopthe man. After that this became a blatant case of cold-blooded mob justice. It was flat out murder."Ahmed Yusuf Ajibola, a spokesman for the ICJ, has stated that the court plans to pursue an indictment against the individuals in question, agreeing with Mr. Holder, adding, "We have to treat these people like the thugs they are."Claudio Cordone, acting head of Amnesty International, also chimed in, saying that they were going to "organize a relief fund for the family of the victim of this heinous act of mob injustice", and that they would also seek to assist the family in obtaining whatever civil remedies could be attained from the perpetrators.Mohammed Daoud, the only one of the mob of stoners who could be reached for comment, responded to the accusations and allegations with a heartfelt, "What the (expletive) you talkin' 'bout, Willis?".===============================.In case it wasn't incredibly obvious by the end para, the above is an utter and complete fabrication for my (and hopefully your) amusement. It seems to me singularly unfortunate that it seems all too plausible in the modern culturally suicidal international climate. I also have no doubt of any kind that, had the same sort of reaction occurred in The West, with the attackers descending from Euro stock, that something of the sort above WOULD actually occur.
Very good, OBH.
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