Dear World:(via Jim Treacher)
The United States of America , your quality supplier of ideals of liberty and democracy, would like to apologize for its 2001-2008 service outage.
The technical fault that led to this eight-year service interruption has been located, and the software responsible was replaced Tuesday night, November 4. Early tests of the newly-installed program indicate that we are now operating correctly, and we expect it to be fully functional by mid-January.
We apologize for any inconvenience caused by the outage, and we look forward to resuming full service -- and hopefully even to improve it in years to come.
Thank you for your patience and understanding,
The USA
Friday, November 28, 2008
Obamessiah Suck-Up of the Day
An astute parody from Political Irony:
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> The United States of America , your quality supplier of ideals of liberty and democracy, would like to apologize for its 2001-2008 service outage.
"outage"?
So, for once, we're actually supplying both, rather than our immediate interests (which would have involved the more typical act of setting up a strongman, ala Marcos and the Shah), and it's an "outage"?
Welcome to The ObamaNation, where rational thought is passe.
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