Tuesday, February 01, 2005

Surrender Monkeys Surrender

With the Iraqi elections a success, the Weekly World News prints today's vital news from abroad:
In an announcement which is stunning the world, France has decided to change its name permanently to Stinkland.

The French Cabinet's Council of Ministers unanimously voted in favor of the change, which will take effect on Bastille Day, July 14th. . .


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Stinkland was just one of several proposed new names, according to Mouffette, who adds that the other names considered were, "Jerry Lewis Land, Hate Americans Land, Coward Land, and Overpriced Small Portion Food Land."
As Howard Cosell said upon the death of Chicago Bears patriarch George Halas, "It was inevitable."

(via Right Wing News)

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