John Miller's Christmas

Don't miss NRO's John Miller's account of Christmas:

• 11:35 am: Five-year-old daughter leaps from coffee table, spilling my coffee on family-room carpet.


• 11:38 am: I move my coffee to a presumably more secure location.


• 11:40 am: In freak mishap, the three-year-old spills my coffee.


• 11:41 am: I use language that's inappropriate on this day.