Thursday, December 09, 2004

Iraq, American Style

From Andy Borowitz:
IRAQI ELECTIONS DELAYED

The Iraqi elections, originally set for January 2005, have been delayed six months to give the Iraqi people enough time to produce and air negative political ads, the White House announced today.

“The purpose of these elections is to foster democracy in Iraq, but without negative ads, there is no democracy,” said White House spokesman Scott McClellan.
Chuckle, snort. Read it all.

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